ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
This five year old girl loses it completely when she realises her little brother is going to grow up.
you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
what the fuck is this kid on
remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy
"so how is school going?"
My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time
>tfw no qt 3.14 ogre princess gf
This is very important.
To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.
It can save you physical pain.