Spread your wings my little butterfly

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

posted 1 day ago via pizza · © deadtrash with 137,424 notes

thirstiest:

i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore


troyesivan:

This five year old girl loses it completely when she realises her little brother is going to grow up.


unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

posted 1 day ago via pizza · © unstartling with 56,748 notes

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on


australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy


fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time


shrekjokez:

>tfw no qt 3.14 ogre princess gf

shrekjokez:

>tfw no qt 3.14 ogre princess gf

posted 1 day ago via pizza · © shrekjokez with 3,208 notes

tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.
It can save you physical pain.

tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.

It can save you physical pain.