do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT
I want a baby got now
Vine by: Sarah Herrin
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
But who wore it better?
"same sex marriage is unnatural!"
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
and this is why when you say “what if your husband cheats on you” or “you guys wont last” or…. and all your other bullshit theories about someone else’s marriage i will shut you down. fuck you and your thoughts bitch.