never give up on your dreams
It’s funny how I have a better conversation in my head with myself, than I do with most people.
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
whats the deal with snakes. do they poop out of their tail? isn’t their whole body a tail
What an inspiration
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonalds, I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever
feeling good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom